sext: sorry just got this text haha. do u still have a boner?
[singing in shower] [simon cowell appears] “its a no from me”
all restaurants are drive-thru’s if you drive hard enough
My dog looks like a fuzzy penis. That is all, bye.
i sat here laughing for like ten minutes
I almost had a heart attack last night while my husband and I were lying in bed reading and his entire body starts shaking. I’m all ARE YOU OK ARE YOU HAVING A SEIZURE ARE YOU CRYING WHATS HAPPENING
and then i realize he’s just laughing hysterically- so hard that he CANT MAKE NOISE
And I go: Are you thinking about that damn penis dog again?
him: *silent nodding while he claps like a retarded seal*
So I was taking pictures of my hamster because I was bored and he slipped and was holding on to my hand for dear life and I got this picture
For every reblog this gets, I will murder one of my classmates and carve your url into their spine.
A control access point is no place for the Craic apparently. @NiallOfficial