(Source: besthunters)

(Source: gettingmildlysuggestive)

(Source: curseboxes)

doglets:

sext: sorry just got this text haha. do u still have a boner?

nigerian:

[singing in shower] [simon cowell appears] “its a no from me”

(Source: raxn)

kanyewesticle:

all restaurants are drive-thru’s if you drive hard enough

fantastic foursome + instagram

(Source: musehowell)

stepchildofthesun:

crystalmeowth:

whorem0anz:

My dog looks like a fuzzy penis. That is all, bye.

i sat here laughing for like ten minutes

I almost had a heart attack last night while my husband and I were lying in bed reading and his entire body starts shaking. I’m all ARE YOU OK ARE YOU HAVING A SEIZURE ARE YOU CRYING WHATS HAPPENING

and then i realize he’s just laughing hysterically- so hard that he CANT MAKE NOISE

And I go: Are you thinking about that damn penis dog again?

him: *silent nodding while he claps like a retarded seal*

(Source: pessi-misticc)

sharonosbourne:

So I was taking pictures of my hamster because I was bored and he slipped and was holding on to my hand for dear life and I got this picture

sithlordtennant:

For every reblog this gets, I will murder one of my classmates and carve your url into their spine. 

(Source: phantomofthecity)

A control access point is no place for the Craic apparently. @NiallOfficial